Saturday, November 27, 2010

I'm Smelling My Records

Look, everyone: I'm selling my records. I'm not too happy/proud of this, but I am making a movement toward a lighter lifestyle (i.e. only bogged down by hundreds of books).


I’ve spent a quite a few hours self-negotiating prices on these slabs, and I think I’ve come up with some numbers that are quite fair and generous to you the acquirer. Also--everything is unscratched and plays perfectly. The covers are either immaculate or have the sort of minor wear that shouldn't bother anyone and if it does, I mean, really? But if you have any questions about condition, or if you see something you really like and want to haggle price—or you want to put a few records in a package deal—please feel free to shoot me an email at...


matt.bryan.weir [at] gmail [dot] com


That’s also where we’ll work out shipping and handling, your order, whether we’re using paypal or telepathic cash, etc.


Enjoy my records. Twelve-inchers (aka records) listed first and then seven-inchers. They’re all lined up and waiting for you. Why don't you join them?



TWELVE-INCHERS (FROM NOW ON CALLED RECORDS)


BARGAIN RECORDS… SOME ARE COOL NOVELTY AND COMEDY RECORDS, SOME I DON’T KNOW HOW I ACQUIRED THEM ($5)


Buryl Red – “It’s Cool In the Furnace” [Word]

Eddie Murphy – “s/t” [Columbia]

Kermit Schafer – “Pardon My Blooper Vol. 1” [Jubilee]

The National – “Boxer” [Beggars Banquet]

Rodney Dangerfield – “No Respect” [Casablanca]

Sam Vine – “Stop Smoking with America’s Leading Hypnotist” [self-released]


DRONE AND/OR EXPERIMENTAL RECORDS (various prices)


Ashtray Navigations – “Use Copenhagen 69 Guitars and Park Drive Circular Effects Pedals Exclusively” [Siltbreeze] $8

Black Dice – “Beaches and Canyons” [DFA] 2xLP $15

Black Dice – “Cone Toaster” [DFA] $10

Hair Police – “Prescribed Burning” [Hospital] $8

Infinite Body – “A Series of False Awakenings” [Arbor] $6

Menstruation Sisters – “Samantha (My Wack Panther)” [Ecstatic Peace!] $6

Mouthus / Cousins of Reggae – “split” [Our Mouth] $9

My Cat is an Alien – “Greetings From the Great Void” [Eclipse] 2xLP $13

Portland Bike Ensemble - “s/t” [Olde English Spelling Bee] $10

Social Junk – “Concussion Summer” [Not Not Fun] $8

Tangerine Dream – “Encore” [Virgin] 2xLP $10

Windy and Carl – “Consciousness” [Kranky] $7


ROCK—YOU KNOW, IN THAT GENERAL “ROCK” SENSE THAT INCLUDES KRAFTWERK—RECORDS


Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti – “The Doldrums” [Paw Tracks] $8

Axemen – “Big Cheap Motel” [Siltbreeze] 2xLP $15

The Bad Trips – “s/t” [Rocketship] $11

Beach Boys – “Wild Honey” [Capitol] $10

Blank Dogs – “On Two Sides” [Troubleman Unlimited] $8

Blondie – “Parallel Lines” [Chrysalis] $8

Car Commercials – “Eric’s Diary” [Soft Abuse] $12

Car Commercials – “Judy’s Dust” [Cenotaph] $12

Cold Cave – “The Trees Grew Emotions and Died” [Dais] $11

Comets on Fire – “Blue Cathedral” [Sub Pop] $8

Creedence Clearwater Revival – “The Royal Albert Hall Concert” [Fantasy] $6

Daryl Hall and John Oates – “Private Eyes” [RCA] $6

Dead at 24 – “Blast Off Motherfucker!” [Ride the Snake] $10

Dead Meadow – “Feathers” [Matador] 2xLP $14

Dimples – “Council Bluffs” [Holy Smoke] $10

Devo – “New Traditionalists” [Warner Bros.] $8

Eat Skull – “Wild and Outside” [Siltbreeze] $8

The Electric Bunnies – “Through the Magical Door” [Florida’s Dying] $10

Ex-Cocaine – “Keep America Mellow” [Killertree] $10

The Fall – “Your Future Our Clutter” [Domino] 2xLP $15

Gary War – “New Raytheonport” [SHDWPLY] $8

Hospitals – “Hairdryer Peace” [self-released] $12

Hospitals – “s/t” [In the Red] $8

Impractical Cockpit – “Poverty is Violence” [Trd Wld] $8

Kraftwerk – “Autobahn” [Vertigo] $10

Kraftwerk – “Radio-activity” [Capitol] $10

Kraftwerk – “The Man-Machine” [Capitol] $10

Kraftwerk – “Tour De France Soundtracks” [Kling Klang] 2xLP $15

Kraftwerk – “Trans-Europe Express” [Capitol] $10

Lightning Bolt – “Wonderful Rainbow” [Load] $8

Little Claw – “Human Taste” [Not Not Fun] $10

Los Llamarada – “The Exploding Now!” [S-S] $10

Magik Markers – “Feel the Crayon” [Not Not Fun] $8

Magik Markers – “The Voloder Dance” [Latitidues] $8

Mi Ami – “Ark of the Covenant” [Lovers Rock] $8

Mi Ami – ‘Echononecho b/w Version” [Quarterstick] $8

Mi Ami – “Watersports” [Quarterstick] $8

Mincemeat or Tenspeed / Drums Like Machine Guns – “split” [Badmaster] $8

Neil Young – “Trans” [Geffen] $8

Neil Young & Crazy Horse– “Rust Never Sleeps” [Reprise] $6

Nerve City – “Sleepwalker EP” [Sacred Bones] $9

Peaking Lights – “Imaginary Falcons” [Night People] $10

Pissed Jeans – “Shallow” [Parts Unknown] $10

Psychedelic Horseshit – “Magic Flowers Droned” [Siltbreeze] $10

Slasher Risk – “Triple Jesus” [Kass/Jamps] $12

Warmer Milks – “Radish on Light” [Troubleman Unlimited] $10



SEVEN-INCHERS (FROM NOW ON CALLED SEVEN-INCHERS)


BARGAIN SEVEN-INCHERS… SOME OF THESE I REALLY LIKE, SOME I’M NOT EVEN SURE HOW I ACQUIRED THEM ($1)


The Coathangers – “Never Wanted You” [die Slaughterhaus]

The Great Brain – “Satan Superman” [Sonic Swirl]

Lil Pocketknife / Barr – “split” [Deathbombarc]

Mantis – “Who Wants To Be a Camel?” [Drag City]

Sexy Prison – “Bury My Heart at Vladivostok” [Omnibus] ++clear vinyl++

Stapled Shut / Lack of Interest – “split” [Deep Six]

V3 – “Russian Roulette (Chinese Style)” [Birdman]

Vitapup – “I Need It b/w Fuck My Head” [Mute]


DRONE AND/OR EXPERIMENTAL NOISE SEVEN-INCHERS


Ashtray Navigations – “Some Cat Lost In His Own Picture” […Aesthete Kitty] $3

Fat Worm of Error – “Feelin’ Fine” [self-released] $5

GHQ / Ex-Cocaine – “split” [Not Not Fun… part of Bored Fortress] $3

Hurray – “Hands” [Skul] $3

Taiwan Deth / Unicorn Hard-On – “split” [Ijustlivehere] $2


ROCK—IN THAT GENERAL “ROCK” SENSE—SEVEN-INCHERS


The Beets – “Don’t Fit In My Head” [Captured Tracks] $6

Blank Dogs – “In a Web” [Daggerman] $6

Chris Knox – “Songs From 1990” [Caroline] $3

Cold Cave – “Painted Nails” [Hospital] $6

Comet Gain – “Holloway Sweethearts EP” [Soul Static Sound] $3

The Dead C – “Factory” [Sub Pop] $3

Heavy Winged / Blues Control – “split” [Not Not Fun… part of Bored Fortress] $4

Little Claw – “Race To The Bottom b/w Feeding You” [Siltbreeze] $5

Los Llamarada – “Against The Day” [Avant!] $6

Major Stars – “Portable Freak Factory b/w Can You See Me?” [Important] $3

Oneida – “Heads Ain’t Ready” [These Are Not] $5

Pink Reason – “Throw It Away” [Criminal IQ] $6

Pink Reason – “Winona” [Woodsist] ++clear blue vinyl++ $6

Pissed Jeans – “Don’t Need Smoke To Make Myself Disappear” [Sub Pop] $6

Pop. 1280 – “Bedbugs b/w Times Square” [self-released] $5

Psychedelic Horseshit – “Who Let the Dogs Out?” [Columbus Discount] $6

RTFO Bandwagon – “New Jack” [Dull Knife] $6

Super Vacations – “Henry” [SHDWPLY] $6

Times New Viking / Axemen – “tour split” [300% / Sleek Bott NZ] $6

Wingtip Sloat – “Half Past I’ve Got” [VHF] 2x7” $5